Lyrics: Luc Valvona, "Your Mother's Vagina"

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Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
I said Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo

Let me tell you a little story about your mother's vagina.
They say there's none finer;
It's the biggest in China;
It can take three fists and a Morris Minor
And still have room for an ocean liner.

Well I first met your mother on a Caribbean cruise
All the girls were loose
It was the right cruise to choose
The cabin crew's got the right attitude
They sell you cheap booze to get you in the mood

Then I saw your mother from across the room
Smelled her cheap perfume
She took me to her room
She ordered champagne; I ordered red red wine
And then I caught a glimpse of your mother's vagina.

Let me tell you a little story about your mother's vagina.
They say there's none finer;
It's the biggest in China;
It can take three fists and a Morris Minor
And still have room for an ocean liner.

Singin' Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
I said Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
And Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
I said Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo

Let me tell you 'bout your sister:
I can't resist her
I dream about her every night since I kissed her
And she screams my name every night while I fist her
I gave her a blister (right up the shitter)

Well she's got nice tits and a great big clit
I'm glad I found her;
Every night I pound her
But one thing's not right: she's way too tight!
There's one thing finer:

Oh! Let me tell you a little story about your mother's vagina.
They say there's none finer;
It's the biggest in China;
It can take three fists and a Morris Minor
And still have room for an ocean liner.

Singin' Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
I said Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
And Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo
I said Oh oh oh oh-i-oh oh-oo-oo

Let me tell you a little story about your mother's vagina.
They say there's none finer;
It's the biggest in China:
And you want to know why her vagina's like that:
She says it's 'cause she gave birth to you, you fat twat!