- Monday, 0007: "if you have three furious German Shepherds crammed in your car, you do not need your car alarm" http://theferrett.livejournal.com/1370624.html
- Monday, 0015: @fairlight777 It would be 're-inventing the wheel' if only there were not so many weasels to re-invent. (that is to say, I'm tired.)
- Monday, 0109: zzzthunk
- Monday, 1657: Decreased Productivity plugin. Makes visually noisy sites plain. For stealth office surfing or just "ow my eyes". https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6682
- Monday, 2313: I have "poetry in motion" in my head. Thank you, chicken camp.
- Monday, 2314: "Yearly pelvic exams should be mandatory for anyone with a pelvis." --me and MissKat
- Monday, 2321: "Don't masturbate with blueberry on your hands. You might get a yeast infection and then it would be like blueberry beer. ..." (con't)
- Monday, 2322: "... Does he* like fruit beer? Then you could be all 'hey baby, come on over and see what I've got on tap'!" (oh god pleh pleh pleh)
- Monday, 2334: @fairlight777 Once upon a time someone read "re-inventing the wheel" as "re-inventing the weasel". This caused much hilarity.
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