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The following is a description of the Weebl animated short "Amazing Horse".

A calm scene of a grassy field with a lake and trees in the background. The scene looks like a blurred photo or painting. A well-endowed cartoon woman in a pink top and a white floor-length skirt and bonnet has been plopped upon the scene. A lumpish, bandy-legged cartoon man on a cartoon horse trots into the scene. The man wears a huge black top hat, black riding jacket and boots, and tan riding pants. His enormous brown mustache conceals his mouth and jiggles when he sings. The horse is grey with great big round eyes, a lurid pink belly, tail, and mohawk mane, a pale peach nose, and a lot of visible square yellow teeth sticking out all over. The horse grins and winks a lot throughout the video.

Man: Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick

(She does)

Woman: Hmm, It tastes just like raisins

Man: Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane

(No transformation is shown, even though the man does gesture in the direction of the mane.)

Man: And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winky

(From under the horse, a truly amazingly large lurid pink "winky" the same color as the horse's belly/mane/tail shoots out; it is fully twice the length of the rest of the horse's body. The woman shies away from it, showing a pink shoe and a shocking amount of ankle.)

Woman (looking annoyed): Oooh that's dirty!

Man: Do you think think so?
Well I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made

(There is a closeup on him, and the background changes to brilliant rays of light to indicate that this is special. He holds up a glass jug of a clear yellow liquid, labeled "Horse Pop". The horse, who is now wearing futuristic sunglasses, grins toothily.)

Man: Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade

(The background changes back to the original scene, with the addition of a small electric piano on the ground, which the horse plays with a hoof. The woman dances.)

(The background changes again, to show the man on his horse against a photo of space with stars.)

Man: Get on my horse
I'll take you round the universe
And all the other places too

(Things fly past against the space background, mostly cartoon planets but also a photographed hotdog with all the fixings.)

(The background changes back to the original scene with the woman.)

Woman: I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

(He points to the place on the saddle behind him.)

Man: Shut up woman get on my horse


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Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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