In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
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- Saturday, 2359: @mamajoan http://twitpic.com/208e0p - Oh my. @semanticist never warned me that such things existed.
- Sunday, 0618: Dog is *efficient*. Breakfast eaten, wander in yard concluded, poop scooped, all in 10 minutes. Deacon & poodle could learn some things.
- Sunday, 0702: @maureenjohnson I SEE YOU SNEAKING THERE.
- Sunday, 1306: Not out at the parade in no small part due to dogsitting. But he's a nice dog! And it's crowds. Not feeling as guilty as I might.
- Sunday, 1335: ...apparently it is possible for me to substitute SPF WTF cream for foundation (not that I use foundation more than 3x/year). #damnIampale
- Sunday, 1336: @seananmcguire !!! Oh my. I'm not even brave enough to do that.
- Sunday, 1415: The park is endlessly fascinating. http://twitpic.com/20jmgv
- Sunday, 1537: Yes, Gold Bond, the answer to painful shoes is anaesthetic, not SWITCHING TO SHOES THAT DO NOT HURT. #fashionsucks #brainfail
- Sunday, 1554: Last bit of Explosions Gone Wrong likely to make me cry.
- Sunday, 1557: @Shirozora This afternoon is all MythBusters on Discovery. Good times.
- Sunday, 1634: I want to see a whole bunch of .50 caliber bullets in an oven, not just 1. I say 1st 2 bust door, rest of clip goes through. @mythbusters
- Sunday, 1657: Needing to reboot the phone sucks. http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-schedules/daily.html
- Sunday, 1827: "Generally I prefer a little bit more." lol innuendo.
- Sunday, 1909: I see knock socks off is all about the fisting. :-p
- Sunday, 2023: @JuxTPosition That too. FISTING!
- Sunday, 2024: @Shirozora Not weird, me either. I get high off NRE.
- Sunday, 2044: @biodelusion Everything is always all about the fisting.
- Sunday, 2121: @Shirozora Oh, oi. On synecdochic's recommendation, I have taken to raspberry leaf tea to help staunch the flow. Has been working OK.
- Sunday, 2139: @Shirozora I walked in to the random little herb shop downtown and got good ground dried raspberry leaves. Tastes better that way.
- Sunday, 2140: @Shirozora One can sometimes find bagged raspberry leaf tea in health food stores but that tastes (in @skud's words) like lawn clippings.
- Sunday, 2140: @legomymalfoy It needs to be a triptych, with "I SAW" and "I CONQUERED"
- Sunday, 2142: Joking about fisting with cousin. The fun never ends! I enjoy being a part of this family.
- Sunday, 2235: ...was that just a blowup doll in a Halloween mask? #mythbusters
- Sunday, 2237: @kissmeimafrican Not all women prefer a super-butch man?
- Sunday, 2239: RT @Back2Bethel: Today I said that I watched "Beetle-Hands" and "Edward Scissorjuice" #tiredashell
- Sunday, 2329: @Shirozora Oh, I hate ice cream headaches so much. :( DNW.
- Sunday, 2351: 8 ways men try to use the MythBusters to get laid -- http://linkbaitgenerator.com/index.php (cackling madly)
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