00:04:02 : The fucking trifecta of rape, kidnapping, and ear-cutting-off means TIME TO CALL THE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. #bluevelvet 00:07:23 : I do not ship these two. 00:08:06 : OUR NEW HERO CLOSETMAN 00:09:03 : There will be hitting when these two find out about each other. 00:10:49 : Oh.dear. I did not expect *that* hitting. 00:13:25 : Oh. More hitting! 00:32:39 : And in the department of "avoiding the police is perhaps smarter than we thought"! 00:47:09 : In the department of AMAZINGLY BAD DATES... Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Crossposted . comments .