Other than locking myself out today, and the earthquake yesterday, things have been pretty quiet.
2:29 AM 7/25/2010
Don't you just love it when you're walking the dog at 2am (because you were dead asleep at the more civilized hour that you'd planned on walking the dog) when the dog gets the (god-damned) retractable leash stuck in the crack under the taillight of one of the cars along the road, as he's trotting onto the lawn you were trying to keep him off of, and while you're trying to extract the (fucking) leash, he is sniffing around the lawn, and just as you have the (unprintable) thing loose, he starts to poop? And then he runs back off the lawn (and out into the street) so you have to wander around (on the lawn you were trying to keep both of you off of, at 2am) looking for the pile of poop with your (tiny) flashlight (with dying batteries) so you can pick it up with the (impossible to tear free) doggie bag.
FILED UNDER: REASONS I DON'T HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. OTHER PEOPLE'S ARE JUST FINE. THEN THEY COME BACK AND I CAN GO HOME.
11:56 AM 7/25/2010
My sleep schedule has been entertaining again, and now the muscles on the left side of my neck have started to lock up. Again.
6:18 PM 7/25/2010
Some things were not meant to be snorted.
Dog was limping; limp abruptly diminished upon seeing the leash. Heh.
6:58 PM 7/25/2010
Lunch was ramen with some of the limp leftover corn sliced off the cob into it, and leftover rock-hard sourdough. It was amazingly good, enough so that I repeated it for supper.
Chatted with several people today: Dawn, Kat, best friend. Good times.