[13:37] [anonymous artist]: Hi. :D I came across something just now that I figured you'd be interested in, since I know you have a fascination with this sort of thing.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: Let me quote part of one line, to whet your appetite for what's to come.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: "God has a Holy, Righteous Penis."
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62318
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: It's not even sarcasm.
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[13:41] [anonymous artist]: Inorite?
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[13:42] [anonymous artist]: OTOH, it makes sense in a bizarre way. Christianity *does* teach that we're made in His image. This obviously means that God has a Holy, Righteous Vagina, too.
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[13:43] [anonymous artist]: Right?
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[13:43] [anonymous artist]: I don't know how you can fist with your cock, but that said, God could do anything he wants.
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[13:46] [anonymous artist]: I... am almost tempted to 'shop that.
[13:49] [anonymous artist]: (Interesting fact: Googling for 'cock', even with SafeSearch off, brings up Wikipedia as the first result.) Somehow I doubt that most people searching for 'cock' are really looking for Wikipedia.
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[13:53] [anonymous artist]: That sounds painful.
[13:53] [anonymous artist]: Actually, I'm finding it incredibly difficult to source an image of a single upright cock with nothing else in it.
[13:54] [anonymous artist]: I mean, I suppose http://www.jrcompton.com/photos/The_Birds/J/apr-08/pea-cock-_J210196.jpg would fit that description but it's not the sort of cock I'm looking for...
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[13:55] [anonymous artist]: :P
[13:55] [anonymous artist]: I can get one of the ways, but not the other.
[13:56] [anonymous artist]: Also, there are some *strange* pictures on the Internet.
[14:01] [anonymous artist]: It is, on the other hand, surprisingly easy to get an image of a fist like that.
[14:01] [anonymous artist]: Now, let's see what I can do with this.
[14:02] [anonymous artist]: (and before you ask; no, I'm not looking for one with a wedding ring.)
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(various links are exchanged)
[14:04] [anonymous artist]: (also, gotta love that somebody can't spell 'jerkoff' in the URL)
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[14:19] [anonymous artist]: *nods* I'm playing with the cock now. (In the GIMP.)
[14:52] [anonymous artist]: I am done!
[14:53] [anonymous artist]: Behold, the Heavenly Cockfist: (Link: [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist.jpg)[domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist.jpg
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[07:57] [anonymous artist]: Hee! *looks*
[07:58] [anonymous artist]: Heh :D
[08:00] [anonymous artist]: More went into that image than it looks at first glance, btw. The original image was too small to fit the fist in, so I had to manufacture more grey background. And then I needed to remove the tip of the cock, needing me to manufacture more grey background. But I like the result.
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[08:01] [anonymous artist]: Not just a cockfist, a *heavenly* cockfist.
[08:02] [anonymous artist]: It's glowing, so it must be heavenly, right?
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[08:03] [anonymous artist]: Or maybe it's just radioactive. Either way, at least there'd be no problem seeing where to put it.
[08:07] [anonymous artist]: Actually, I just tried doing it without the glow. I think it looks kinda better that way. [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist-noglow.jpg
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[08:08] [anonymous artist]: I could put a halo in if wanted.
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[08:20] [anonymous artist]: Well, I gave it a go. Only I didn't quite know what to do for a halo, so I used a wedding ring for it. [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist-halo.jpg
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[08:20] [anonymous artist]: Not sure I like the way the body just disappears halfway up though.
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[08:22] [anonymous artist]: It is. But it's harder to manufacture convincing-looking body. D:
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[08:23] [anonymous artist]: ...oh yes.
[08:23] [anonymous artist]: Only, the Elven writing is visible :/
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[08:24] [anonymous artist]: Heeee! I'll give it a go then.
[08:27] [anonymous artist]: ...omg, the image I chose is *exactly the right angle*, too.
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[08:28] [anonymous artist]: And the right size too. I hardly had to change anything. Maybe it *is* the One Cockring.
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[08:31] [anonymous artist]: [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist-halo-2.jpg
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[08:32] [anonymous artist]: Now to figure out what to do about this body thing.
[08:35] [anonymous artist]: Trying to use the same tool I used to make the extra background isn't working out too well.
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[08:36] [anonymous artist]: I mean, it *works* - for values of 'works' that translate to 'looks like a monster from Hell'.
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[08:37] [anonymous artist]: No.
[08:37] [anonymous artist]: Let me give you an example.
[08:38] [anonymous artist]: [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist-halo-2-from-h
[08:38] [anonymous artist]: That is not, as you say, heavenly.
[08:39] [anonymous artist]: I mean... it does a *great* job in the sense that it perfectly gets the feel of it. But something tells me this tool cares not for the form of the human body. :(
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[08:43] [anonymous artist]: I'm going to try something.
[08:51] [anonymous artist]: This is hard.
[08:52] [anonymous artist]: And by "hard" I mean "difficult", before you get any ideas ;p
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[08:57] [anonymous artist]: Alright, I think I may have something acceptable.
[08:58] [anonymous artist]: [domain redacted]/heavenly-cockfist-halo-3.jpg ?
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[09:00] [anonymous artist]: OTOH, there should be a belly button around there. But I can't really add one in.
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[09:01] [anonymous artist]: ...true ;p
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HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS
O COME ALL YE PENISES OF GOD (not man)
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COME YE CLITORIS
O COME ALL YE COCKFISTS
O COME ALL YE-E COCKFISTS
O COME ALL YE GENITALS OF GOD (not man)
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Lo, He shuns not the Virgin’s womb;
Son of the Father, begotten, not created;
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HEN ROOST
WRITING IMPLEMENT
ow my brain
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Crossposted.