Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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"And what do we do every night, Pinky?" "Fuck like mad weasels?"

Much thumping from bathroom, and turning of tap off and on, and sliding of curtain rod. This is getting amusing. Not sure how long they've been in there.

I love my life, and I love this bachelor apartment. Dude's girlfriend and I tried to explain it all to a bemused Wal*Mart checkout clerk today, upon her seeing of the large amounts of candles and cheap store-brand Mountain Dew ripoff. We didn't succeed very well.

That's OK. This is family, dammit...
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